I wish I thought like that...

[Jojo]

Kids say the darnedest things, no?

When I went to Liam and James' party there was this little boy there that wanted water. He kept telling his mom "I want water, mommy." Over and over again. He then said "mommy I want water for dessert." She answered him and I said "I wish I had that mentality. Water for dessert...I wouldn't look like this!"

So tell us some things that your kids or other kids have said that are pretty darn funny :D

[Cindy]

That is to funny! :hehe:

My friend's, Daughter when she was about 5 or 6 told her Mom she didn't have to go to school anymore because she's a princess and that's what she is going to be when she grows up so everyone is going to do everything for her. :lol: I guess that's what she gets for telling her she's her princess all the time haha

[Mama Sandy]

Sassy came home from school one day and said that her teacher told her she needed anger management. :lol:

I guess (according to Sassy) she "accidentally" tripped another girl while in the hallway and Sassy got put into a time out for it. Her response to the teacher telling her she needed anger management (I don't believe that's what the teacher said by the way) was "Well, of course I was angry!! It was an ACCIDENT!!" :lol: OMGosh, I about died laughing and of course that just made Sassy angry all over again.

For some reason when Skyler is playing with Averie he calls her Jaunita the Ninja. It's hilarious.

Averie doesn't talk yet but immitates us when we shake our head no at her. It's so funny to see the evil little grin on her face while she's shaking her head no at us.

I am sure there are TONS more but I can't think of any off the top of my head right now.

[Ashley]

Lily laughs when Tyler gets in trouble. It's hysterical!

This one kills me. Tyler and Jay were at the grocery store last night:

Jay: did we forget anything?
Tyler: yeah we need something with a kick.
Jay: what has a kick?
Tyler: ME and kicks Jay :lol:

Ahh, his first joke.. lord, what a boy!

[Farah]

Lily laughs when Tyler gets in trouble. It's hysterical!

This one kills me. Tyler and Jay were at the grocery store last night:

Jay: did we forget anything?
Tyler: yeah we need something with a kick.
Jay: what has a kick?
Tyler: ME and kicks Jay :lol:

Ahh, his first joke.. lord, what a boy!
:lolcry: That's hilarious!!!!! :lol:

[Carmen]

Tavian came up to me the other day after watching the Leapfrog Word Factory DVD and says "Mom, I know how to spell chair". "Ch" (makes ch sound) "air" (says air).

LMBO!

When Ekaterina was little she did something and I asked her "why did you do that" and she said "It was an accidaisy" She combined Accident and Oops-sa-daisy.:p

[Jojo]

LMAO! These are so cute :D


Jay: did we forget anything?
Tyler: yeah we need something with a kick.
Jay: what has a kick?
Tyler: ME and kicks Jay :lol:

:roflol:

[AshleyMommyto2]

That is soo cute! :hehe: