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[NathanielsMomma]

Have Your children ever found your sex toys?

[SuperchargedMom]

Oh god. thankfully NO! :hula:


OMG I just had the worst flashback ever to the day when I found my mothers. UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH! I was about 10 or 11.


Edited: I voted 'not that I know', since that is the honest answer...

[AmsterDamsel]

No, but my basset hound ate two of my vibrators.

[SuperchargedMom]

:hehe:

[NathanielsMomma]

No, but my basset hound ate two of my vibrators.

:roflol: OMG....I'm crying from laughing so hard!

[InlovewithShane]

I voted no but with our move coming up I'm worried Shane will find himself something to play with :P

[Goosey]

Connor saw one once, it was a few years ago so I didnt have to say much to get him to accept the answer and move on cuz he was so little.

[~*Amie*~]

Nope..so far none of my kids have found mine. I think probably cause I have them hidden pretty good..lol.

[Elaine]

No, but my basset hound ate two of my vibrators.
Did she bounce around like she ate earthquake pills?

To answer the poll, not yet but I'm sure it'll happen some day. I'm hoping it's sooner than later so I can give a simple answer and weasel my way out of it. :hehe:

[AddiesMomma]

I lost one of my ben-wah balls and had given up hope on finding it. Of course one day Addie found it under the bed. :blush:

[emilade]

I've only got one little one, and the drawer it's in is really hard to open if you're not an adult. They'd probably pull the nightstand down before they could open it at this point. But I know it won't be that way forever :lol:.

[NathanielsMomma]

I think it's a matter of time that we probably won't be able to say no :hehe: I already can't say no actually LOL

[Jane99]

Yes.... and the pack of condoms. :hehe:

[Sarah]

No, but my basset hound ate two of my vibrators.

LOL!!! Funny visual!!

I don't have any toys, so the answer is no! :))

[AmsterDamsel]

No, but my basset hound ate two of my vibrators.
Did she bounce around like she ate earthquake pills?



It was a he and he totally did. I made sure he sat in mommy's lap that night.

Okay, no, I didn't. That's just wrong. Gawd, I don't know when to stop! :D


Side note: this thread reminds me of a story. My friend's mom told her little brother that her maxi pads were for headaches. One day he comes out to the living room with a pad stuck to his forehead saying, "Mommy, I have a headache."

[NathanielsMomma]

No, but my basset hound ate two of my vibrators.
Did she bounce around like she ate earthquake pills?



It was a he and he totally did. I made sure he sat in mommy's lap that night.

Okay, no, I didn't. That's just wrong. Gawd, I don't know when to stop! :D


Side note: this thread reminds me of a story. My friend's mom told her little brother that her maxi pads were for headaches. One day he comes out to the living room with a pad stuck to his forehead saying, "Mommy, I have a headache."


Hahahahahaha!!!

I have a story kinda like that.

While I was doing a massage one day the lady wanted to talk, so I just let her talk she told me this funny story.

This ladies daughter was teaching her 2 girls about how boys and girls were different. The older grandaughter (who was about 5 at the time) called her girl parts a cooter. Well one day she walked in on her Daddy peeing ran to her Mommy and said "MOMMY! Daddy has a huge WORM growing out of his cooter!!!"

I had to stop the massage for a minute to compose myself.

[AmsterDamsel]

No, but my basset hound ate two of my vibrators.
Did she bounce around like she ate earthquake pills?



It was a he and he totally did. I made sure he sat in mommy's lap that night.

Okay, no, I didn't. That's just wrong. Gawd, I don't know when to stop! :D


Side note: this thread reminds me of a story. My friend's mom told her little brother that her maxi pads were for headaches. One day he comes out to the living room with a pad stuck to his forehead saying, "Mommy, I have a headache."


Hahahahahaha!!!

I have a story kinda like that.

While I was doing a massage one day the lady wanted to talk, so I just let her talk she told me this funny story.

This ladies daughter was teaching her 2 girls about how boys and girls were different. The older grandaughter (who was about 5 at the time) called her girl parts a cooter. Well one day she walked in on her Daddy peeing ran to her Mommy and said "MOMMY! Daddy has a huge WORM growing out of his cooter!!!"

I had to stop the massage for a minute to compose myself.

LOL that sounds so gross!!!

[yvonne]

Yes! I bought a bedroom set over the summer and one of the neat things about it is that the platform bed has two drawers underneath it that you cannot see unless you lay down and look under the bed -so I thought "Perfect place to hide my toys and no one will know they are there". Yea. Right. I was dumb enough to leave one of the drawers pulled out halfway one day and Anthony saw it and pulled out my toys, came to me with 2 of them in his hands and said "Hey, I found these flashlights under your bed. Is the pink one for you and the blue one for me?" :yikes: :blush:

[Elaine]

:lol:

[yvonne]

I lost one of my ben-wah balls and had given up hope on finding it. Of course one day Addie found it under the bed. :blush:

OMG. My mom has Ben Wa balls that she has in a little decorative box on top of her dresser in her room. Ever since I was little she has had them. She told me and my sister that they were some type of meditation balls and that you had to hold both of them in your hand and roll them around without dropping them.

Do you know how many times my sister and I played with those damn balls when we were little??? :puke: I didn't know what they really were until I was like 22 and saw them on the adam and eve website. Aaaaah. :puke:

[AddiesMomma]

I lost one of my ben-wah balls and had given up hope on finding it. Of course one day Addie found it under the bed. :blush:

OMG. My mom has Ben Wa balls that she has in a little decorative box on top of her dresser in her room. Ever since I was little she has had them. She told me and my sister that they were some type of meditation balls and that you had to hold both of them in your hand and roll them around without dropping them.

Do you know how many times my sister and I played with those damn balls when we were little??? :puke: I didn't know what they really were until I was like 22 and saw them on the adam and eve website. Aaaaah. :puke:

LMAO!!! I had no idea they were a sex toy either until like last year. I was always told they were a meditation/stress relief thing. :hehe:

[Jojo]

Yes! I bought a bedroom set over the summer and one of the neat things about it is that the platform bed has two drawers underneath it that you cannot see unless you lay down and look under the bed -so I thought "Perfect place to hide my toys and no one will know they are there". Yea. Right. I was dumb enough to leave one of the drawers pulled out halfway one day and Anthony saw it and pulled out my toys, came to me with 2 of them in his hands and said "Hey, I found these flashlights under your bed. Is the pink one for you and the blue one for me?" :yikes: :blush:


OMG I just busted out laughign so harddddddddddd!! I can't stop.

Matthew saw one of mine when I was cleanign one day. I just grabbed it and put it away. He's still too small to know so good thing.

BTW, Matthew thinks pads are band aids. He tries to put them on his crotch :lol:

[Jojo]

I lost one of my ben-wah balls and had given up hope on finding it. Of course one day Addie found it under the bed. :blush:

OMG. My mom has Ben Wa balls that she has in a little decorative box on top of her dresser in her room. Ever since I was little she has had them. She told me and my sister that they were some type of meditation balls and that you had to hold both of them in your hand and roll them around without dropping them.

Do you know how many times my sister and I played with those damn balls when we were little??? :puke: I didn't know what they really were until I was like 22 and saw them on the adam and eve website. Aaaaah. :puke:

WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they sell those things in chinatown. My MIL has them. OMFG. Those aren't meditation balls you swivel in your hands?? I've seen the vendors in Chinatown playing with them so they must serve different purposes, NO??

[yvonne]

Ok. SO I just googled and apparently there are Baoding balls which are meditation balls for the hands and Ben Wa balls for the whooha. They look the same to me. :hehe:

[Jojo]

Ok. SO I just googled and apparently there are Baoding balls which are meditation balls for the hands and Ben Wa balls for the whooha. They look the same to me. :hehe:
OH thank GOD!!

[yvonne]

I really hope my mom never stuck them up her whooha. LMAO. YUCK.

[AddiesMomma]

lol yeah, I think the ones for your hands usually have chimes in them but the ben wa balls as smaller and quiet. lol

[AddiesMomma]

I really hope my mom never stuck them up her whooha. LMAO. YUCK.

:rofl:

[SuperchargedMom]

OMG you guys are funny.

I had no idea what a ben wa ball was... I guess I thought they were for anal use? LMFAO. Anyone care to explain further? I am afraid to google.:hehe:

[AddiesMomma]

I highly suggest not putting them in your butt. :hehe: They make anal beads for that.

Basically, they make them in different sizes and weights. It's just two balls that you put inside and go about your business. They are actually meant to help strengthen your kegel muscles or whatever I think. It's kinda hard to keep them in, so you have you rely on those muscles.

I have them because it really turns both me and my hubby on to have a little secret that no one else knows, like if I have them in at work. ;)

[SuperchargedMom]

hmmm... So, what would happen if one fell out while you were at work? I mean, does that even happen?

[bettercowpatty]

It's been a long while since I've had one. Duncan has definitely found the astroglide, though. :hehe:

[AddiesMomma]

hmmm... So, what would happen if one fell out while you were at work? I mean, does that even happen?

I've only done it like twice, but panties would catch them and I'd probably just awkwardly run to the bathroom to take the other out at that point. :lol:

[NathanielsMomma]

I can just visualize it falling out, running down my pants leg,then rolling across the floor. Yep...probably why I've never tried them. :hehe:

[Jojo]

I can just visualize it falling out, running down my pants leg,then rolling across the floor. Yep...probably why I've never tried them. :hehe:
:lol:

And the cat running with it!

[NathanielsMomma]

I can just visualize it falling out, running down my pants leg,then rolling across the floor. Yep...probably why I've never tried them. :hehe:
:lol:

And the cat running with it!

Ah...I have 4 cats....imagine that fight!

[SuperchargedMom]

I can just visualize it falling out, running down my pants leg,then rolling across the floor. Yep...probably why I've never tried them. :hehe:

Exactly!


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