Kid's Say The Darndest Things

[Farah]

What has your child said lately that has just made you crack up??

Charlie is running around saying "green go. Red fart!" wtf? I can get him to say "stop" but he won't when it's explaining what red means!! :roflol:

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[Bootysaurus]

:hehe:

Aidan just has looks. :hehe: But we cracked up the other day when my mom was trying to get her to say Gramma. :thumb:

Us: Say......Monkey!
A: MONKEY!

Us: Say.....Daddy!
A: DADDY!

Us: Say.....Dylan!
A: DOLLAN!

Us: Say....Thank you!
A: DAC-UU!

Us: Say....Poop!
A: EW! POOP!

Us: Say...Gramma!
A: No.

:roflol:

She will NOT say Gramma! :lol:

[NathanielsMomma]

:hehe:

Aidan just has looks. :hehe: But we cracked up the other day when my mom was trying to get her to say Gramma. :thumb:

Us: Say......Monkey!
A: MONKEY!

Us: Say.....Daddy!
A: DADDY!

Us: Say.....Dylan!
A: DOLLAN!

Us: Say....Thank you!
A: DAC-UU!

Us: Say....Poop!
A: EW! POOP!

Us: Say...Gramma!
A: No.

:roflol:

She will NOT say Gramma! :lol:

:roflol: That's great!!!

The thing that Nathaniel has been telling everyone the past 2 days is: Mommy pooped.

No surprise I poop, but I dont really enjoy explaining why he's amazed by this.

The story is, night before last I went in to give him his bath, and while he was playing I decided to use the bathroom, well since were working on potty training, he's amazed that everyone uses the potty. And I guess since we make such a huge deal about anything he does in the potty, he feels that Mommy needs some recognition on my bathroom abilities. :hehe:

[Cindy]

Yay for poop, Nada! I'm so proud :hehe::hula:

Conner says all kinds of crazy things.. Lately my Dad is known as "Papa Cheese" because my Dad always gives him cheese. lol

I'm trying to think of other things.. I'll have to come back

[NathanielsMomma]

Thanks Cindy! I'm proud that I am potty trained too :hehe:

[Mama Sandy]

Well, Averie's FAVORITE thing right now is "What's that?". The kid doesn't talk much but that is the one thing she says VERY clearly and CONSTANTLY! I still try to answer her when she asks so that we can hopefully start getting more words out of her but man, after 9,000,000 times it gets tiresome!!

The other day Skyler asked me; "What if this baby comes out Mexican?". The only reason that's so hilarious is because Kevin and I are both of German decent :lol: Guess he just wasn't thinking and our response was "Then momy would have some splainin' to do!!" :roflol:

Alexis ate some Fruit Loops last weekend before I had checked out whether ours were involved int he recall or not. Kevin was messing with her about it AFTER I reassured her that she would NOT get sick from eating them even if they were in the recall. So, I am upstairs putting my make up on when Alexis comes in and the conversation goes like this:

Alexis: Mom, Daddy said that I shouldn't have eaten those Fruit Loops and now I'm going to DIE!

Me: Really?

Alexis: YES! And you know HOW I am going to die? He said I was going to EXPLODE!

Me: Oh wow, well, don't go exploding yet but just in case I think you should know I love you very much!

Alexis: Thanks....KABOOM!!! <and she walks out>

:hehe: Our kids are so stinking sarcastic and it's our own fault!!!!

[AshleyMommyto2]

From my post yesterday we know my son's mouth is daring! :hehe:

[bella_bella]

:hehe: kids are hilarious!

William loves the "whats that?" convo's to. He'll just point and point and point, what's that and what's that and what's that!?!?!?!?! :rolleyes::hehe:

He doesn't talk much otherwise....lol

[ShelbysMommy]

We were on vacation last weekend, and at the front desk of the hotel, that was full of people. DH took the key and was going to run up and make sure the room was okay before taking all our stuff up. Shelby yelled, "Daddy go poop!" really loudly, and everyone laughed. DH said he had to hurry back down, because he didn't want everyone to think he really was pooping up there. :hehe:
She does that to me everytime I take her into a public bathroom. She always said, "Mommy go poo-poo" when I have to pee.

[Elaine]

When my brother was potty training my nephew he always took him into the bathroom with him to show him how big boys use the potty and when my bro was done my nephew patted his bum and said "Good job Daddy!". :roflol:

Ben really doesn't say much other than "Why?" lately. I swear I'm ready to slit my throat by the end of the day. :rolleyes:

Oh, the other day I was putting away some of his toys (bowling pins and balls that go into a bag) but I was having a hard time of it and when one of them fell on the floor I said "Hey! Get back here!" (honestly, I didn't swear ;)) and Ben said "Relax, Mommy, relax.". :hehe:

[lilbunnygirl]

Cash told me "Good boy, mommy! Is so proud!" when I told him I was pooping last week.

[bettercowpatty]

Duncan has been yelling "chicken necks!!!" ALL the time recently. I think he said it once and got a laugh and now he's really trying to work the room with that one.

[Mama Sandy]

Duncan has been yelling "chicken necks!!!" ALL the time recently. I think he said it once and got a laugh and now he's really trying to work the room with that one.

Don't you love that? I remember when ALL of my kids first learned knock knock jokes. They came up with some of the most ridiculous knock knock jokes and expected everyone to laugh :hehe:

[lilbunnygirl]

I have been teaching Cash that when I ask him to do anything the answer is not NO! the answer is "Yes ma'am". So the other night when he was up in the middle of the night having a crying fit and I didn't know why and couldn't fix it, I was like "What Cash? What do you want to do?!" and he sobbed "YESSSSSSS" In frustration I said "YES WHAT?!?" and he sniffled "Yes ....ma'am?"

[Mari_Posa]

:hehe: Cute thread. Sara's speech is really starting to flourish now so she says some of the strangest things. Though the best convo she has had recently was with DH. We were headed to McDonald's to grab some nasty food. :hehe:

DH: Say I love chicken nuggets
Sara: I love chicken nuggets
DH: Say I love daddy
Sara: I love chicken nuggets
DH: No say I love daddy
Sara: No I love chicken nuggets :hehe:

[Sarah]

Andrew spilled some water on his shorts when we were in the car the other day and he said, "Spilled water on self. WHAT AM I 'SPOSED TO DO?!"

:hehe:

[Farah]

I was reading Charlie an ABC book. At the Y it has a mirror and says "Y is for you, go on take a look." Charlie looked in the mirror and said "Chawee!" and "Mommy" and then he grabbed the book and said "Let me see." Once he got the mirror close to his face he said "CUTE!!!" :roflol:

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[Mama Sandy]

I was reading Charlie an ABC book. At the Y it has a mirror and says "Y is for you, go on take a look." Charlie looked in the mirror and said "Chawee!" and "Mommy" and then he grabbed the book and said "Let me see." Once he got the mirror close to his face he said "CUTE!!!" :roflol:

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I LOVE this!!!! :roflol:

[NathanielsMomma]

I was reading Charlie an ABC book. At the Y it has a mirror and says "Y is for you, go on take a look." Charlie looked in the mirror and said "Chawee!" and "Mommy" and then he grabbed the book and said "Let me see." Once he got the mirror close to his face he said "CUTE!!!" :roflol:

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That's adorable!!!! And he's right. . .he is a cutie!!!!

[Sarah]

I was reading Charlie an ABC book. At the Y it has a mirror and says "Y is for you, go on take a look." Charlie looked in the mirror and said "Chawee!" and "Mommy" and then he grabbed the book and said "Let me see." Once he got the mirror close to his face he said "CUTE!!!" :roflol:

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Oh, we have that book! "Z is for Zebra at the end of this book!" :hehe: He is cute. :)